Archive for April 2006

* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” toeveryone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…Youneed to pray at work.* When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” andyou think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”….. You need to pray at work.* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “whichone of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”….. You need to pray at work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third personcomes in and says, “well at my last office…,” and you want to throw astapler at him…… You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crossesyour mind is, “what the h*&^ does she want now?” and you try to hideunderneath your desk……… You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else’s work and thefirst thing that pops in your head is, “both of y’all can kiss mya@@!!”…. You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain ofpaperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and youthink, “sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s”…….. You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping orflattening someone’s tires that you work with…… You need to pray atwork.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someonebecause you know it’s going to lead to their life story …….You need topray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….You need to prayat work!LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

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    Just a simply guy who sees goodness in most and constantly in search of all that is beautiful, good, and true. I have very few hangups, save the fact that I am fiercely intolerant of BS and people who deal in delusions. I consider myself unselfish, always ready to give a hand when I see the need. I am also equally unforgiving of those who take advantage of the goodness of others. Learning is a passion of mine. My primary field is Mathematics, but my passion goes well beyond that. I read a great deal, I also enjoy Philosophy, History, Computing/Technology and Contemporary World Affairs (mainly Politico-Military). I am pretty guarded with my privacy, but you can learn more about me by hitting the button at the top - "All About Me" and you can hit me up on Skype...my username is "Rupdawg" or check me out at any of my Social links under "Don't Stalk Me" below.